Ridiculous things we all think about our boyfriend’s ex
It’s probably for the best that your boyfriend not tell you too much about his exes. That being said, when a man doesn’t give you any details about his past relationships, your imagination tends to wander in the worst way.
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It’s okay if you think these things about your boyfriend’s ex. The truth is, we all do.
His friends probably loved her
His friends probably thought she was perfect for him. I bet she made them laugh and she fit right in. They probably didn’t want her to break up with him. They probably still miss her!
She probably gave amazing head
She almost definitely knew some magic tricks that I’ll never know about going down there.
In fact, she was probably really kinky
Yeah, she probably did all sorts of acrobatics. He just endures our boring sex life because he loves me, but he probably misses the days of…whatever they did.
I bet they went to cool stuff
They probably went to, like, underground concerts and music festivals and midnight hikes.
She probably never got emotional
She probably had her emotions totally under control and never burst out crying over a YouTube video.
And only had the best lingerie
She totally only had expensive, lacey underwear. Oh, and matching bras!
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And never binge ate
She was probably like a unicorn who somehow never got cravings.
Yeah, she was probably in perfect shape
She was almost definitely one of those girls with a flat stomach, even though she did nothing to earn it.
And she’s probably wealthy and famous now
Even though I don’t know who she is, she is probably somehow famous. Her life probably only gets more fabulous after every break up.
I bet she didn’t have to wear makeup
She must have been one of those Ralph Lauren types who just looked effortlessly flawless all of the time.
And she probably never got jealous
And she probably never, ever, had crazy thoughts just like these ones about my man’s other previous exes.
CREDIT: Madamenoire.com